Reflections of a patriot

Сергей Согонов
I’d sleep with a beauty.
Tell the boss to get lost.
Piss all over
The report he has tossed.
I’d slap every gay man
And beat every nigger.
I’m a patriot.
That’s all, no bigger.

Wait! There’s more
I have to say:
I’m so proud
Of my own country,
I belong
To it alone.
I drink my brew
Lying at home.
And I’ll back
The king on his throne.
I’m a patriot.
That’s how I serve.

An enemy of the people -
My enemy too!
Kill them all,
Like dogs, right through!
Then off I go
To the department store
For booze
And instant noodles galore.
Stole some lard
And bread for my pack.
I’m a patriot,
No weakling, no slack.

Anton Ulyush -
My “CS” handle.
Dad bought me
A Mercedes to handle,
Believing I’d
Kicked crack to the curb.
102 kg -
That’s my current girth!
I love mayonnaise
With borscht on my plate.
I’m a patriot -
A cutthroat, mate!


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