Call my wife

[He] Two strangers sitting at the bar,
[He] One more drink - and together we are.
[She] You're a charming kind of man!
[He] Baby, I'm your biggest fan!

[She] Are you trouble?
[He] No way!
[She] You're a liar!
[He] So you say!
[She] Who can tell me what is true?
[He] I can prove it right away!

[He] Want to know what I’m really like?
[He] Want to know about my life?
[He] If you want the whole damn story -
[He] Baby, go call my wife!

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[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] She knows everything about my life...
[He] Where I've been and who I've kissed,
[He] Every girl that's on the list
[He] Call my wife!
[He] If you like me, don't be shy!
[He] If she tells you
[She] Take the guy!
[He] Grab me, baby - wave goodbye!

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[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] She knows everything about my life...
[He] Every dollar that I blew,
[He] Every night I stumbled through!
[He] Call my wife!
[He] If you want me in your life.
[He] She might tell you
[She] Girl, he's yours!
[She] Just don't bring him... back to my life!

[He] You laughed and nearly spilled your drink.
[She] That's your best pickup line, you think?
[He] I’m not joking - call my wife!
[She] Yeah, yeah, sure!
[He] And you laughed about it.

[He] So we popped another bottle,
[He] Drank to love and drank to us.
[He] Soon the whole damn room was spinning,
[He] But we couldn't get enough.

[He] Then I said, “I should get home now...
[He] I can barely feel my feet...”
[She] Tell me where you live, I'll take you.
[She] What's the address? What’s your street?
[He] I... don't remember...
[She] What?!
[He] Do me a favor...
[She] What?!
[He] Call my wife!

[Припев]

[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] She knows everything about my life...
[He] Where I've been and who I've kissed,
[He] Every girl that's on the list.
[He] Call my wife!
[He] If you like me, don't be shy!
[He] If she tells you
[She] Take the guy!
[He] Grab me, baby - wave goodbye!

[Припев]

[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] Call my wife!
[She] Call your wife?!
[He] She knows everything about my life...
[He] Every dollar that I blew,
[He] Every night I stumbled through.
[He] Call my wife!
[He] If you want me in your life.
[He] She might tell you
[She] Girl, he's yours!
[She] Just don't bring him... back to my life!

[She] So your wife is REAL?!
[He] That's what I've been telling you!
[She] And she's coming HERE?!
[He] Yeah...
[She] For YOU?!
[He] She usually does.
[She] Oh my God!