Motel Hell Holiday

Check-in stamp branded with knuckle and bone,
Dead bellhop greets you with venomous groans.
Cabin thirteen with the handle torn loose,
Down in the bathtub a creature drinks juice.
Drop all your bags on the slimy box spring,
The night porter feasts on whatever you bring!

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Welcome on down to the Motel Hell Holiday!
(Hey! Crank the alarm to the sky!)
Key snapped in two and the trapdoor is set!
Motel Hell Holiday!
No eggs or bacon, just entrails and gore,
Dance through the nightmare and bleed on the floor!


Black boiling pool smelling heavy of sludge,
Barkeeper pours down the poison and grudge.
Floorboards are shaking from sub-woofer thrust,
Claws in the ceiling turn plaster to dust.
Full room amenities: freshly dug holes,
Flesh-eating bedbugs on nighttime patrols!

Припев
Welcome on down to the Motel Hell Holiday!
Crashing through plaster, the hurricane rides!
Motel Hell Holiday!
Tips are not currency, hand them your spine,
Floor down the gas pedal over the line!

Check-out at midnight, the bill’s paid in flesh!
Pray for the sun if your carcass stays fresh!
The doorman grinds steel while the boss licks the plate:
"Leave us five stars on the register slate!"

Припев
Welcome on down to the Motel Hell Holiday!
Stains on the pillow and sparks in the wire!
Motel Hell Holiday!
Exits are welded, there’s nowhere to steer,
You’re booked as our tenant for ten thousand years!