Killer Clown Carpool

A big rubber nose is stomping the gas,
This tiny freak hearse is hauling some mass!
A dozen hooked claws and giant clown shoes,
Crammed in the trunk with nothing to lose.
Burning the rubber and smoking the lane,
Hop right inside if you’re partly insane!
We don't want quarters, we don't take your dimes
You pay with your brains for these carnival crimes!
(Honk! Honk! Hop in right now!)

Припев
Killer Clown Carpool! Pedal to stone!
Hear the bad paint-covered maniacs groan!
Grins carved in crimson and eyes full of spite,
Boarding the death-wagon into the night!
Killer Clown Carpool! Thunderous drive,
None of you passengers leave here alive!
(Hey! Hey! Honk-honk! Let's ride!)


Hitchhiking wet on a forgotten strip?
Nobody else gonna give you a trip!
Drop all your bags, jump on into the pit,
The juggle-man's blade is a passionate hit.
The seatbelts are stitched out of leather and hate,
Our headlights are glaring to seal up your fate.
Ram every barricade, fracture the road,
The crooked horn screams with a carnival load!
(Honk! Honk! Floor it to death!)

Припев
Killer Clown Carpool! Pedal to stone!
Hear the bad paint-covered maniacs groan!
Grins carved in crimson and eyes full of spite,
Boarding the death-wagon into the night!
Killer Clown Carpool! Thunderous drive,
None of you passengers leave here alive!
(Hey! Hey! Smash right on through!)

Whoa... The radiator boiled, the darkness is black...
(Hear that cheap rubber that squeaks in the back?)
The doors are locked tight and the windows won't slide.
Now we collect for this terrifying ride.
The gauge needle breaks as we fly off the ridge
Exploding our payload right under the bridge!


Припев
Killer Clown Carpool! Pedal to stone!
Hear the bad paint-covered maniacs groan!
Grins carved in crimson and eyes full of spite,
Boarding the death-wagon into the night!
Killer Clown Carpool! Thunderous drive,
Demons applaud as our monsters arrive!
(Honk! Honk! End of the line!)