The Neuron March - At War With Thoughts

Boys!!! The gravest situation
Is upon us once again!
Summon the entire nation,
Every citizen of BRAIN!

What's your name? Mr. Idea?
State you rank, you may speak free.
Mr. Hope, Mr. Opinion,
Everyone, start marching here!

Mr. (ermm…) Interpretation?
Name too long but you'll fit in!
Mr. Feeling - to your station!
Mr. Logic - fill him in!

Mr. Rationalisation!
Up and down, on one-two-three!
As for Mr. Contemplation -
Seven laps around the tree!

Always early, Mr. Reflex!
(Or is that your spinal friend?)
Mr. Caution? Keeping distance,
Lurking just around the bend.

My my… Mr. Intuition!
Been too long, now get to work!
Mr. (what's his face…) Cognition!
Don't you dare and run amok!

Quit the racing, hold it steady,
Mr. Thought, collect yourself!
Clear and "you"-full, on the ready,
Need you quick, two steps ahead!

Oh my word, I can't believe it…
Mr. Dream?? Don't let him flee!!
Not to mention Mr. Reason -
He's the one we seldom see!

Mr. Brainstorm? That a nickname?
Bring me Mr. Reverie!
Now at best I meet him weekly,
Something of a treachery!

Mr. Whim, on you, my saviour
I'm afraid depends too much.
Move along, show good behaviour.
(Still, we need you in a clutch!)

Mr. Sense is often absent,
And he's never really clear.
Hoping he's all mine, though likely
Might be common to appear.

Mr. Guess, you sure you're local?
Heard you could be anyone's!
Mr. Clue? He's hardly vocal,
Hoping will show up for once.

Likewise, Mr. Comprehension,
Duty calls - and so do I.
Grab your mate, Mr. Attention,
Far and wide - go keep an eye!

Mr. Grasp - I had a good one.
Fairly sure. The last I checked.
Roll the drum, bring out the tuba,
Hurry up or we get decked!

Now prepare for mental barrage,
All as one and tough as fist,
Light the fuses, verbal ammo,
Mr. Rhyme - you are dismissed!

Situation looking dire:
Activate the Brownian flow!
Brain - haywire! Neurons - FIRE!!!
…This platoon is good to go!