ID SONG

Initializing love protocol…
Scanning device…
We know your MAC address.
We’re starting to look for you by ID.
Handshake request sent…

(Beep!Beep!Beep!)

You write bash code faster than I tell jokes,
Test your server, no time for slow folks.
I’m captured again by your beauty so fine,
You’re a hacker girl!
You’re an angel online!

Find me by ID,
Read the MAC address in my chest,
Open access to the blockchain,
And crack my heart’s password, yes.

Over LAN and Wi-Fi,
Send me a hello, don’t be shy,
Find me in real life, don’t hide,
Find me by ID!
(Find me by ID!)
(Woo!)

(Yo, yo, yo, yo!)

Scan the ports of my server tonight,
There’s a vulnerability, but love’s so bright.
Shield me from the DDoS of sorrow,
Let your private key unlock tomorrow!

Hacker girl, sysadmin queen,
Your bright image in my heart has been,
Who will help me, despite it all,
Bypass your cool firewall!

Find me by ID,
Read the MAC address in my chest,
Open access to the blockchain,
And crack my heart’s password, yes.

Over LAN and Wi-Fi,
Send me a hello, don’t be shy,
Find me in real life, don’t hide,
Find me by ID!
(Find me by ID!)

Find me by ID,
Read the MAC address in my chest,
Open access to the blockchain,
And crack my heart’s password, yes.

Over LAN and Wi-Fi,
Send me a hello, don’t be shy,
Find me in real life, don’t hide,
Find me by ID!
(Find me by ID!)
(Woo!)