The Circus Of Brainless Clowns

"Ladies and gentlemen... the adults are in the room... Wait... no. That's just a rumor."

Logic is a virus, they deleted the cache!
One says black, the other screams: "It's cyan clash!"
They promise you the Moon, then sell you the crater.
Declare themselves a genius, a glorious dictator-
...wait for it...
...no...
...BAT-er!

THEY ARE NUTS! CASHEWS IN A SUIT!
But the tie costs a thousand...
 THEY ARE LIARS! PROFESSIONAL TOOT!
And the people still applaud...
Hallelujah, the economy glows!
While the factory... nobody knows... explodes.

Pointing fingers faster than a morphine mouse.
Building golden towers on a paper house.
He said: "Trust me, buddy, I know the chart!"

But the only thing rising... is his criminal... art.
Cough. The other one slipped on a banana peel.
Declared the banana is a secret EU deal.
Genius? No. Just a fart with a microphone stand.
Welcome to the chaos... in the Promised Land.

Drum sways drunk.
They debate on TV... like two toddlers on glue.
"My truth is bigger!" "No, mine is a zoo!"
A chimpanzee in a wig presses the red phone.
And we... we are laughing..
...so we don't cry alone.

THEY ARE ROTTEN! APPLES WITH A GRIN!
But the speech was so poetic...
THEY ARE HOPELESS! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Between the idiotic and the apathetic!

He promised to drain the swamp...
SO HE BOUGHT THE SWAMP!
She promised equality...
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!
Reboot your brain. Insert coin.
HA HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO