Monkey cannabis dominatus!

Yeah…
Evolution? What a joke.

Swingin' from a vine but I'm lookin' for a light
Parliament in my left, banana in the right
You call it degenerate – I call it pure delight
Smokin' chlorophyll until I see the satellite

Trash the cage, lick the leaf, fling the doo-doo at the chief
Tritone howl at 3 AM – my species wrote the book of grief
You with your suits and your microchips
I've got prehensile toes and a bag of sacred tips

Monkey cannabis dominatus!
Sativa sangria embracin' us!
Sarcasm swing from the lowest B
I see the man, but the man sees me… as a flea!

"Oh no! Is that a controlled substance?"
No, that's tomorrow's ashtray, Steve.
Now watch me roll a doobie with my FEET.

Harambe died for our sins – you forgot?
We're smokin' the evidence right on the spot
Opposable thumb and a zirconium pipe
Laughin' at your politics – absurd by design

Your god is a baboon with a credit score
Mine is a haze cloud forevermore
I eat the riddle, I piss the clue
And the only straight line is in my review of you

Monkey cannabis dominatus!
Sativa sangria embracin' us!
Sarcasm swing from the lowest B
I see the man, but the man sees me… as a flea!

"Society is a cage…"
"...and I just short-circuited the lock."
Now witness the polyrhythm of the oppressed…

Monkey cannabis dominatus!
Sativa sangria embracin' us!
Sarcasm swing from the lowest B
I see the man, but the man sees me… as a flea!

Gibber! Gimmie! Gorilla glue!
Synthetic banana – I reject you!
Weed and wood, hair and bone
Annihilator plays while you weep on your phone!

Ook.
Click.
Fade to black but it smells like… jackfruit. Ha.