Buyer wants a perfect house

Buyer wants a perfect house
For the wife and kid
In a pretty neighborhood
He’s willing to bid

For the safety he’s concerned
Wants a spacious yard
To throw parties, entertain,
Maybe even garden

Wants a roof above his head
Not to share the walls
With another family
Working on his goals

He’s averse to HOA
Extra fees and rules
Can’t nobody tell him what
To do, and not to do

Looking for a home
That’s under 3 hundred 50k
Willing to make renovations
If main systems are ok

Cash is king and it is great
He has slightly more
He’s on fixer upper budget
But he could still score

Trouble is he has a problem
With attention span
Getting good sleep and new baby
Don’t go hand in hand

In a buyer consultation
He’s been spacing out
Can’t remember what was said there
Which homes he ruled out

Can’t commit to one realtor
Sign BRBC
Thinks it’s worth looking at every
Home that’s really cheap

That is why I’m gonna beg you
Do a favor please
Choose a trustworthy realtor
While you still have peace

While the baby’s in the belly
And you can commit
Solid hours of attention
Searching for the fit

Finding it is the beginning
Then the real work starts
Writing offers that are winning
Inspections and results

After that you can relax
And let your agent work
Finish the negotiating,
Deal with paperwork

A good agent will prepare you
For things to expect
Will take care of all the nuance
With attention and respect

It is such a gleeful moment
When you get the keys
Now you’re ready to start making
Your best memories