Easy english for lazy people

Курс разговорного английского в рифмованных диалогах для взрослых и школьников избавит от языкового барьера и поможет заговорить на английском с первого занятия!
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AT THE CUSTOMS
Well, Miss, how many pieces of baggage have you got?
I don’t know. Let me see.
One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten. Oh, no, eleven!
Let me check.
Eight suitcases, one backpack,
a small purse and a shopping bag.
I’m afraid I’ll have to check.
Will you open your shopping bag?
It isn’t fair!
Have you got anything to declare?
What shall I declare?
Have you got any arms, any drugs,
any animals or plants?
I haven’t got any arms or drugs
and I have no animals or plants.
Spirits, perfume or cigarettes?
Just 50 packets for me and my friends!
Fifty packets of cigarettes?
Yes, I have a lot of friends!
Сan I see this suitcase, please?
Yes, of course. Here it is.
What is it?
There are thirteen dresses,
fourteen shirts, fifteen skirts,
sixteen blouses, seventeen pairs
of trousers, eighteen jackets,
nineteen suits, twenty scarves and thirty pairs of shoes! All for personal use?
Certainly!
And there is also a lot of jewelry in my purse. There are forty earrings,
fifty necklaces, sixty rings, seventy chains, eighty bracelets, ninety brooches and one hundred watches!
Ha-ha! A joke!
Did you pack your suitcases or did someone pack them for you?
Of course, I packed my cases!
I packed the hand luggage, too!
Eight suitcases, one backpack,
a small purse and a shopping bag!
Sorry, you’ll have to pay duty on your baggage. Where’s your customs declaration?
How much shall I pay?
According to the customs regulations.
One more thing, have you got any cash?
Just a card and two thousand bucks in my stash.
Oh, dear!