XXL

I got the biggest house on the widest street,
A massive ride with the leather seats.
Twenty-two inch rims? Yeah, they glow,
Chrome exhaust for a heavy show!
I love it big, and the fit is wide,
In XXL threads, I’ve got nothing to hide!

Size fifteen boots? They’re a winter thrill,
I don’t need skis to fly down the hill!
My hunger’s deep, the cravings are real,
A Double XXL is my standard meal.
Wash it down with a gallon of Coke,
Being "mini-sized" is a total joke!

I like it big, yeah, I like the scale,
In XXL, I never fail!
From the house to the car to the food on the tray,
I’m living XXL every single day!
My wallet’s fat, my paycheck’s tall,
But the taxes I pay? They ain't small! (XXL!)

A Magnum .500 sits right on my hip,
Just in case a hater wants to give me some lip!
And down in my pants? Yeah, the caliber’s high,
I’m an XXL—don't even ask why!
But the grandest thing that I’ve got in store?
Is my XXL humor—always leave ‘em wanting more!
Yeah...
Big dreams. Big checks.
Big... everything.
XXL, baby.