Romance Is Overrated Crap

Listen up, dickhead, put away your fucking candles!
I'd rather drink a pint of piss than listen to these speeches.
You drag flowers into the house, they stink like a corpse,
All this romance of yours is a complete clusterfuck.
Candles shmandles, cards shaped like an ass,
Let's rather put on some porn and eat at the doner shop.
You think Cupid shoots accurately in the groin?
Fuck no, we are digging around in shit!

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Romance is overrated shit!
We've been sorting feelings, fuck, like recyclables for a long time.
Like garbage recycling, fucking plastic into the bin,
Your Cupid is a motherfucker, and love is cheap slag!


You whisper bullshit about the stars and the moon,
And I just want to stick it in you and go to sleep.
Everything is in circles, fuck, like fucking cardboard,
Today you are in love, and tomorrow a thrown away condom.
Give her a diamond — she will give up her pussy,
Shove your sonnets into Shakespeare's furrow.
Eco-friendly bullshit, sorting this nonsense,
Returning bottles, feelings, and heading to the closet.


Separate waste collection: to the right go tears, bitch!
To the left — kisses, lying science.

Припев
Romance is overrated shit!
We've been sorting feelings, fuck, like recyclables for a long time.
Like garbage recycling, fucking plastic into the bin,
Your Cupid is a motherfucker, and love is cheap slag!


Listen here.
Can to can. Glass to glass.
Go fuck yourself, I don't love you.
Recycle my sperm into biogas,
This fucking fairytale is definitely not about us.



Припев
Romance is overrated shit!
We've been sorting feelings, fuck, like recyclables for a long time.
Like garbage recycling, fucking plastic into the bin,
Your Cupid is a motherfucker, and love is cheap slag!


Hand yourself in for scrap, bitch.
And don't forget to wash the container. Fuck.