Sex with an Ex Is Like Recycling

The squeak of a garbage truck outside the window woke up my lust.
Emptiness in the phone, no one even to fucking moan.
Chicks are ignoring, Tinder banned me to the dicks.
Texting my ex: "Sleeping? I'm simply trashed."
She writes: "Come over," and I fly like a moron,
Though I swore to myself I forgot this cesspool.


Walking into her crib — smells like old sin,
Everything is as usual, everything is tumbling down.
We throw our clothes on the squeaky couch,
I'm climbing into this dump like a dumb fuckface.
No romance, purely a technical process,
Like at a factory, I'm doing a fucking mix-up.

Припев
Sex with an ex is fucking recycling!
Waste processing, eco-friendly styling!
We save the planet by digging in old shit,
Sorting plastic and bottles in the dark!
Fuck off into the dumpster, baby, we are together again,
Like broken glass containers in a cursed place!


Woke up in the morning - fuck, not only my back hurts.
Snoring next to me is this old satan.
Like a juice box, empty and crumpled,
Looking at the ceiling, fuck, what am I guilty of?
Ecology is normal, nature will be saved,
But my dick won't be shoved into this trash can anymore.


Yellow bin is for paper, blue bin is for glass.
And my ex is radioactive gloom!
Batteries can't be thrown in a simple bag,
And with exes you must keep a strict vow!

Припев
Sex with an ex is fucking recycling!
Waste processing, eco-friendly styling!
We save the planet by digging in old shit,
Sorting plastic and bottles in the dark!
Fuck off into the dumpster, baby, we are together again,
Like broken glass containers in a cursed place!


Eco-patrol walks away into the fog.
No more exes, I am not a fuckface.
Sort your feelings, don't climb into this pit.
That's it, fuck, shutting down this eco-program.