Hangover Confession

My mug is in the cat's litter box, a skunk took a shit in my mouth,
I'm pressing the remote control to feel for my pulse.
A slice of yesterday's pizza is stuck to the ceiling,
Fuck, why are there two girls in my bed...
And one dude?! Bitch, what kind of fucking circus is this?
My brain is letting out a dying, strangled growl.
I only remember tequila and someone's bare ass,
Now the porcelain throne is my only brother.


My stomach is doing flips, my liver is begging for mercy,
We drank everything in sight, we were stupid degenerates!

Припев
This is my hangover confession!
I fucking fucked this kind of condition!
I swear I'm not gonna fucking drink anymore!
(Until next Friday, motherfucker!)
Hangover confession!
Total fucking necrosis!




Someone's sneaker is floating in the kitchen sink,
I am clearly too clumsy for a normal life.
Text messages in the phone: "You sick asshole."
Did I call my ex-mother-in-law? Fuck, it's pitch black.
In my pocket there's a condom, a receipt for a hundred grand and duct tape,
What the fuck were we doing last night?
The neighbor is banging on the radiator like a woodpecker in ecstasy,
And I'm puking like a geyser in my cramped base.


My stomach is doing flips, my liver is begging for mercy,
We drank everything in sight, we were stupid degenerates!

Припев
This is my hangover confession!
I fucking fucked this kind of condition!
I swear I'm not gonna fucking drink anymore!
(Until next Friday, motherfucker!)
Hangover confession!
Total fucking necrosis!


Give me a pill, give me some pickle juice,
Or just shoot me, I fell on the floor.
My head is a fucking drum,
I'm a stupid fucker, I'm a stupid dickhead.
Spin this shit!



Припев
This is my hangover confession!
I fucking fucked this kind of condition!
I swear I'm not gonna fucking drink anymore!
(Until next Friday, motherfucker!)
Hangover confession!
Total fucking necrosis!