She cums faster than I can order pizza

— Hello? Yeah, I'll take a large pepperoni... Hey, wait, are you done already?! Holy shit.


I just grabbed my smartphone, opened the fucking screen,
She's already moaning like there's a hurricane in the bedroom.
I'm choosing the cheese, scrolling through the fucking menu,
She screams: "Oh yeah!", and I haven't got a fucking clue!
I didn't even have time to find the "hot dishes" section,
And she's already having, apparently, a festive celebration.
I pick up the phone to clarify one detail,
And she already has a happy ending ready to sail!

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She comes faster than I order a pizza!
Fuck, I didn't even have time to fall in love with the delivery guy, for fuck's sake.
Just entered my CVV, just clicked "pay",
And she's already reaching out to smoke a cigarette right away!
Yeah, she comes faster than I order a pizza!
My stomach is empty, and it's time for her to stop!


Double mozzarella, jalape;os on the edge,
She's already flown off to her physiological heaven's ledge.
I say: "Wait, we haven't even started, fuck!"
And she's all covered in sweat, trembling like a mast on a ship.
I'm choosing Sprite or maybe a Coke?
And she's already ready to go to school, no joke!
I mean, she fell asleep, kicked the bucket passed out,
And my cart, bitch, is still not checked out!


Too fast...
Even the microwave heats up longer!
Too fast...
My router loads porn, bitch, much longer!
Hey, delivery guy, drive your moped faster,
Because I'm about to have my fucking lunch disaster!

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Cause she comes faster than I order a pizza!
Fuck, I didn't even have time to penetrate the menu, for fuck's sake.
Just entered my CVV, just clicked "pay",
And she's already reaching out to smoke a cigarette right away!
Yeah, she comes faster than I order a pizza!
My stomach is empty, and it's time for her to stop!


Listen, what if I order sushi?
Delivery takes two hours there...
Fuck, I'll have time to get married and divorced.
Leave it at the door, thanks!