Dumb Dumber Me

Listen, yesterday we ate cat food for three,
Two of my homies are absolute psychos, and I'm with them, you see.
One stuck his finger in a socket, fuck, just for a joke,
The second pissed in a bottle of fucking Coke.
We are the elite of morons, we are the flower of the nation, fuck yeah,
Drinking beer from a shoe and feeling no fear.


One plus one plus one equals a fucking zero!
Welcome to the club where every dumbass is a hero!

Припев
Dumb, dumber, and me! (Dick!)
The drunken trinity, total fucking bullshit!
We are rolling to the bottom, turn up the beats,
Three fucked-up dipshits, three dirty beasts!


Someone threw a firecracker straight into the toilet bowl,
Shit is flying on the walls — that was some fucking jazz, bro.
I wake up in vomit, holding someone else's sock in my hand,
My brain fucked off south, leaving just a piece in the sand.
We didn't read books, we watched hardcore porn instead,
Shove your stupid advice straight into your ear, head.


One plus one plus one equals a fucking zero!
Welcome to the club where every dumbass is a hero!

Припев
Dumb, dumber, and me! (Dick!)
The drunken trinity, total fucking bullshit!
We are rolling to the bottom, turn up the beats,
Three fucked-up dipshits, three dirty beasts!


And if you suddenly think that we are total fucking retards...
You are absolutely right, bro, with no fucking regards!


Let's smash this fucking bar to pieces!
Dumb, dumber and me — the fucking fire releases!


Fuck off. Good night. What a total fuckup.