I only love you when I m drunk

The bartender poured some trash into my plastic cup...
I look at you through this murky sludge, and you seem like a supermodel to me.
But we both know the truth, baby.

Tuesday morning, you piss me off to the point of hiccups,
Your voice saws my brain like a dull saw at work.
I hide my eyes, I look into my empty wallet,
You ask for romance, and I want to escape to the east.
But as soon as the sun sets behind the local kiosk,
I happily swallow a cheap beer ration.
Three pints down, plus a tequila shot,
And now you're my personal jackpot!


Hey! My brain is shutting down!
Hey! Your flaws are erasing!

Припев
I love you only when I'm drunk!
When my mind is murky and foggy!
Sober — you're a disaster and trouble,
But after a liter you are my superstar!
I love you only when I'm trashed!
Splitting my stupidity in half with you!


On Wednesday at lunch, you threw a wild tantrum at me,
Because I put my socks under the sofa.
Sober, I would pack a suitcase and walk off into the sunset,
But right now it's Friday, and I'm drinking absolutely everything.
I see your face through the optics of the glass bottom,
You suddenly became cute, like from a magazine cover.
No logic at all, pure alcohol effect,
I am your Romeo, and you are my main project!


Hey! My brain is shutting down!
Hey! Your flaws are erasing!

Припев
I love you only when I'm drunk!
When my mind is murky and foggy!
Sober — you're a disaster and trouble,
But after a liter you are my superstar!
I love you only when I'm trashed!
Splitting my stupidity in half with you!


Tomorrow there will be a hangover...
Tomorrow I'll want to leave you again...
But while gin is roaming in my blood...
You are the queen of ice, and I'm your loyal penguin.



Припев
I love you only when I'm drunk!
When my mind is murky and foggy!
Sober — you're a disaster and trouble,
But after a liter you are my superstar!
I love you only when I'm trashed!
Splitting my stupidity in half with you!


Give me another hundred grams... I want to love you forever...
Well, or at least until the early morning...