We were watching TV

I had a wondrous dream,
We were watching TV,
Quietly, peacefully, in unison,
On the sofa, without surprises,
To the chime of plates;

We didn't like the movie much,
Something, like, about love,
Just half-heartedly, by the way,
Suddenly, our blood stirred,
Even an eyebrow rose;

Her head so tenderly,
Lay on my chest,
And with her hand, carelessly,
Tickled my back;
And for me, it was still not enough,
Mmm..

I, closing my eyes from happiness,
Inhaling the intoxicating scent of her hair,
Surrendered to the power of enchantment,
Enjoyed, sighing softly,
Not noticing the noise of cars;

She melted from my palm,
Arching her back passionately,
And purred, like a cat,
Purr-purr,
Offering me her breast;
I grunted, fulfilling my duty;

Her breast was magnificent,
Two peaks proudly rose,
It was not left unanswered,
The caress grew to a cry,
Ah!
The refrigerator hummed quietly;

It became hot for both of us,
We thrashed on the sofa,
And jumped on the wallpaper,
Shadows, passionate, caressing,
Bang!
Gunshots, glory to the heroes!

That movie I dreamt of for a long time,
The two actors played so well,
That the wine of love spilled,
They would have given both an Oscar,
Hollywood rests here!

And then we lay dreaming,
Enjoying the night together,
Inhaling the silence in our sleep,
Singing songs to the hymn of happiness,
There are no cracks in the ceiling here!