Bombs Cupcakes

Step right up! Step right up!
Watch the president… eat his own… promises… (ding!)

He sold your lunch to a hedge fund…
And called it «freedom pie»! (cha-ching!)
The children grind their teeth on gravel…
While he winks at the sky: “Hi, guys!”
He bombed a village to save it…
Then tweeted: “Whoopsie-daisy-doo!”
Now that’s what I call a legacy…
For the history books… to screw! (ha!)

Bombs and cupcakes!
Lies and lace!
Mister President’s got maggots… on his face!
Hungry tummies, shiny tanks…
Take a picture for the Federal Reserve of Thanks!

One-two-three… one-two-three…
He stole your milk… and your TV…
One-two-three… one-two-three…
The starving child asked: “Why me?”
The president laughed: “Supply… and… demand… sweetie!”

Lies and lace!
Mister President’s got maggots… on his face!
Hungry tummies, shiny tanks…
Take a picture for the Federal Reserve of Thanks!

FASTER! FASTER! MR. LIAR!
BURN THE SCHOOL! HIRE A HIRER!
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