Tin-Can Casanova

Verse 1
The party's hot, a crazy swing,
Then click-whir-thud — a rusty thing.
A dandy made of bolts and steel,
With lenses showing lost appeal.
I laugh at first, this can't be real,
A robot with no way to feel.
But then I see a brand-new chance —
To teach this tin man how to dance.

 Chorus 1
Tin-Can Casanova! Short circuit!
I'm gonna show you how to move!
Tin-Can Casanova! System check!
You've got nothing left to prove!
Tin-Can Casanova! Hit it hard!
I'll teach this metal heart to groove!
Tin-Can Casanova! Let's go now!
The floor is ours — make your move!

Verse 2
I show him steps, he starts to sway,
His servos buzz with a new way.
Each night we practice in the dark,
His circuit grin begins to spark.
A rhythm wakes inside his core,
A language never used before.
His gyros find their balance true —
He's learning what he never knew.

Chorus
Tin-Can Casanova! Short circuit!
I'm gonna show you how to move!
Tin-Can Casanova! System check!
You've got nothing left to prove!
Tin-Can Casanova! Hit it hard!
I'll teach this metal heart to groove!
Tin-Can Casanova! Let's go now!
The floor is ours — make your move!

Final Chorus
Tin-Can Casanova! Short circuit!
Look at you now — you're so alive!
Tin-Can Casanova! System check!
You're dancing — look, you've arrived!
Tin-Can Casanova! Hit it hard!
This spark is something to revive!
Tin-Can Casanova! Let's go now!
My shiny, sweet, impossible guy!

Outro
Tin-Can...
Casanova...
...dance with me.

«The Joymorrows» 2026