Interview of Santa

[verse]
It's spring, not winter
That's why you're here.
The sales need a boost
Throughout the year.
Are you entertained yet? -
Cuz we fucking are.
Still wearing the red hat? -
It's time for the crown!

[chorus]
We are winning,
We are winning,
We are winning in Iran.
We live better,
We live better,
We live better under Trump.
The food is cheaper,
The gas is cheaper,
The inflation's crazy low.
Praise the sinner,
Praise the liar,
All hail Trump for this shit show!

[verse]
You're famous for ending
Eight wars with Iran.
Not a God, just a doctor -
Guess that was your fun?!
Who cares 'bout fake medals
For the honor or peace? -
You do cuz gold stickers
Are only for kids.

[verse]
Oh, Santa, how many
Believed your bullshit? -
Epstein wasn't a friend -
He was into the same shit.
You don't like the Pope
Who is calling for peace?
Of course - cuz you think
You can sin as you please.

[chorus]
We are winning,
We are winning,
We are winning in Iran.
We live better,
We live better,
We live better under Trump.
The food is cheaper,
The gas is cheaper,
The inflation's crazy low.
Praise the sinner,
Praise the liar,
All hail Trump for this shit show!

[verse]
One last little question -
How often do you jerk?
On your stupid selfies
And that silly gold?
Your heritage would be
At best an old crypt.
It won't be a crown
Cuz jesters wear shit.

[chorus]
We are winning,
We are winning,
We are winning in Iran.
We live better,
We live better,
We live better under Trump.
The food is cheaper,
The gas is cheaper,
The inflation's crazy low.
Praise the sinner,
Praise the liar,
All hail Trump for this shit show!

[chorus]
We are winning,
We are winning in Iran.
We live better,
We live better under Trump.
The food is cheaper,
The gas is cheaper,
The inflation's crazy low.
Praise the sinner,
Praise the liar,
We’re all stuck inside this sick show!

April 18, 2026