Mark Ruffalo

If I were Mark Ruffalo
You wouldn't hesitate
Fuck the age difference
Fuck the continents
It's Mark Ruffalo for God's sake

Handsome, kind
And a celebrity!
What is there to think about?
What a catch!
If I were Mark Ruffalo
Oh yeah, I'd be The Match

If I were Roger Federer
I'd be on your watch
What is there to wait till later for?
Ain't no Fossil, ain't no Casio...
You'd ace me out with the first

Handsome, kind
And a celebrity!
What is there to think about?
What a catch!
If I were Roger Federer
I'd be game, set, Match

If I were the Lion King
Big cat with a crown
You would not have any doubts
Asking yourself if it's worth it...
You'd go Nala on my ass.
Fast.

Handsome, kind
And a celebrity!
What's there to think about?
What a catch!
If I were the Lion King
Oh yeah, I'd be The Match

If I were Da Vinci...
But Da Vinci I ain't
Just a bug, annoying and itchy
Just The One who's meant to faint.
Yeah, if I were Da Vinci,
But Da Vinci I ain't.

 Handsome? Kind?
A celebrity?
So much to think about...
Is it really a catch
You've been hunting for?...

 If I were at least Da Vinci
Then yeah, I'd be a Match...
But Da Vinci I ain't...

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