C-c-c-crambone...

I’m a wild-eyed rambler from the dusty trail,
With a rusty guitar and a tall, tall tale.
I strum it once, I strum it twice —
Oh, jumping beans! That ain't nice!
I need a whisker, I need a hair,
I’ll pluck it from a cat or a grizzly bear.

C-c-c-crambone! Stepping on a stone,
My guitar is broke, but I’m in the zone.
Yip-yip-yippie! Watch me go,
I’m the dancing king of the rodeo.
(He's the king!)

Hey there, DJ! Don't you run away,
I need your cables so I can play.
One for the treble, one for the bass —
Now the speaker’s blowing in my face.
I’m yodeling high, I’m yodeling low,
The floor is shaking, here we go.

C-c-c-crambone! Stepping on a stone,
My guitar is broke, but I’m in the zone.
Yip-yip-yippie! Watch me go,
I’m the dancing king of the rodeo...


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