Good ole song

I'm a good ole cowboy
I'm a country star
And I'm playin' my blues
On that old guitar

Well my hat is white
And my boots are brown
And I'm quite well known
IN that part of a town

Gonna buy me a beer
It's gonna be a six-pack
And a double-barrell's resting
On me truck's gunrack

And I won't go around
For a little trip
If old daddy's forty-four
Ain't hangin' on my hip

I like the even numbers

And there was no gipsy woman
That would've told my mom
"He's gonna be a bad mother-fucker
Gon' be a son of a gun"

And believe me my friends
I know I'm one

And we don't like them gipsies a'walkin' around our trailers. If one would come up to my mom, my dad would drink his beer up to the and, grab his shotgun and shot the bastard. Twice - to be sure.

And now goes the full-auto solo, please, fire at will master Dan!

<guitar solo>

And I'm playing my song
With my good ole band
On that two guitars
Play my two good friends

And my old friend Basil
's rockin that old bass
And our big bad Andrew
Beats his big bad Drums

Now it's your turn, master Ivan <second solo>

I'm a good old cowboy
I'm a country star
And I'm playin' my blues
On that old guitar

Well my hat is white
And my boots are brown
And I'm quite well known
IN that part of a town
IN that part of a town
IN that part of a town..

Circa 2014