Ode to Suno!

I typed "Sad song about a broken toaster"
You gave me a banger, my personal poster child
I asked for a banjo, you gave me dubstep
My lazy ass just sat back and let the vibe spread
[Ad-lib: Loudly]
( Hey, Suno!)
[Drums fill]
[Verse 2]
My music theory is a total disaster
But you fixed my chord progression even faster
Than my ex-girlfriend could say "It's not you, it's me"
Now I'm a pop star, all thanks to AI, you see
[Ad-lib: Loudly]
( Yo, drop the beat!)
[Drums fill]
[Chorus]
Ode to Suno, my digital boo!
You write better melodies than my whole crew
Click "Generate" and the magic begins
Feeling like Mozart, but lazier than him
[Synth stab]
Ode to Suno, you read my weird mind!
Every prompt is a treasure I'm happy to find
From "angry ducks" to "a sad vampire"
You turn my dumb thoughts into chart-topping fire!
[Ad-lib: Loudly]
( Let's go!)
[Drums fill]
[Cool Synth Interlude]
[Sounds of laser and "victory"]
[Drums fill]
[Rap, recitative, robot voice, delay, echo FX]
[Bridge]
[The rapper's hoarse, lazy vocals]
I tried to write a bridge, it sounded so wrong
You spat out a hook, half-a-minute long
Will robots take over? I really don't care
As long as they play this track everywhere!
[Ad-lib:]
( Drop it now!)
[Drums fill]
[Orchestral swell + Cosmic Synth Duduk solo Echo, delay FX]
[Drums fill]
[Verse 3]
My cat walked on the keyboard, pressed "random key"
You turned it into a funky House melody
I owe you dinner, I owe you my rent
Suno, without you, my talent is 2% spent!
[Ad-lib:]
(That's fire!)
[Drums fill]
[Pre-Chorus: Power Duet Higher Energy]
Ode to Suno, my digital boo!
You write better melodies than my whole crew
Click "Generate" and the magic begins
Feeling like Mozart, but lazier than him
[Ad-lib:]
( Higher!)
[Orchestral swell + Cosmic Synth Duduk solo Echo, delay FX]
[Key Change: Modulation up one semitone]
[Chorus: Power Duet Higher Energy]
Ode to Suno, you're making me famous!
[Ad-lib:]
( Yeah!)
This track is tighter than my favourite pair of jeans!
From zero to hero with just a few keys
Now playing my banger in the VIP breeze!
[Ad-lib:]
[Rap, recitative, robot voice, delay, echo FX]
Suno, take me away!
(Suno, take me away!)