A man is drowning en the river

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A MAN IS DROWNING EN THE RIVER

WITHOUT SWIMMNG HABIT ABILITY
PRAYING
"GADALMIGHTY HELP ME"
OK
SENDHIMASUBMARINE
SUBMARINEARRIVEZ, GETABOARD!
NO
I AM JEWISH AND WE DIDN"T INVENT THE ENGINE AND NOT IT IS SINNFUL
CONTINUESPRAYING
"GADALMIGHTYHELPME"
OK FIND A WOODEN-BUSHBOAT AND SEND OF RESCUING THE PRAYING JEW
BOAT ARRIVES
GETABOARD!
NO
WE DIDN"T INVENT THE WOODENBOOSHY BOAT ALSO
IT IS SINNFUL IF I BOARD THE BOAD I AM RICHEOUS
THEN CONTINUES PRAYING
"GADALMIGHTY HELP ME!" SAYS THE JEW
NU OK
I WILL THROW THE BIBLE ENTO THE RIVER VECTOR
READ THE BIBLE IT HELPS
AND COMMENCED READING AND DROWNED
ARRIVES OF "GADALMIGHTY"
"GADALMIGHTY WHY DIDN"TYOUHELPME"
I SENT YOU A SUBMARINE
I SENT YOU A BOAT
I EVEN THE HOLYBYBLE THEW NEARYOU
AND YOU FORGOT YOUR SWIMMING LESSONS!
DREADFUL
OF []EATH!


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