Dream cattage

Build me a cattage, dear master!
I want two floors or maybe more
And definitely many stairs,
To gallop freely up and down.

Keep all the doors ajar forever
And never think of closing them!
I need to move without restrictions
On business every now and then.

Then give me a refrigerator
With a cat flap attached to it.
I’ll choose my delicacies freely,
As much as needed, any time.

The size of litter box is vital:
A foodball field, or maybe two.
It will be a tremendous comfort
To place my priceless butt in it.

All furniture must be donated
As scratching posts. Exceptions: none.
The carpeting comes as a bonus,
To please my claws for quite a while.

I’ll use your bed, your couch, and chairs
To spread my whole gorgeous self.
Felinity needs space and glamour!
And you may use that little rug.

I’ll start preparing my wishlist
To have it done by Christmas time.
And you, my human, send a letter
To Santa Claus. Please, don’t forget!

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