Killing you all is the best job of all

On the way to work, a picture forms in my mind
Of telling my colleagues I'm leaving them behind
Their ugly faces twist in a displeased surprise
Аs if they were hanged by their own ties

"Why are you quitting?" - they ask in dismay
I reply with a smile: "I chose the right way."
They question what kind of job have I found?
I tell them it's the best around

Curiosity piqued, they press for more
Since they're calling, I'll walk through that door
I reach into my bag and reveal my find
A symbol of freedom, of leaving the grind

I take out something with a gleam in my eye
And declare with conviction: "It's time to die!"
Former co-workers, shocked and astray
As I inform, today's their doomsday

The best job of all is to kill you all
Killing you all is the best job of all
That's good!
That's great!
Too bad I forgot the grenade!

Their jaws drop in awe, as absorb the news
They run away so fast, even lose their shoes
So, goodbye to the old and hello to the new
I'm shooting left and right without a view

The best job of all is to kill you all
Killing you all is the best job of all
That's good!
That's great!
Too bad I forgot the grenade!

With a flourish, I reveal the truth in my hand
The key to the gate to the promised land
For I've found my calling, my purpose true
And in leaving this place, I bid them adieu

The best job of all is to kill you all
Killing you all is the best job of all
That's good!
That's great!
Too bad I forgot the grenade!

Дата написания 22 июля 2024 года.

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