The girl finishes like a fountain

I thought it was Netflix and chill, just a relax session
Bought some cheap wine to ease the tension
But the situation spiraled out of control so quick
Like I opened the floodgates, not a champagne stick
She said "I'm close," I said "Okay, cool"
Next second I felt like Moses in a pool
But the Red Sea didn't part, it crashed on me
Now my socks are floating in the deep blue sea.


Forget the lube, forget the romance part
Get the bucket, get the mop, this is abstract art!
My cat is terrified, climbing up the shelf
I’m drowning, bro, and I can’t save myself!

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She ain't crying, she ain't sweating
She shoots so hard, the firehose is fretting!
It's not sex, it's a waterpark at night
I'm calling 9-1-1, looking for a light!
Geyser-Girl, Fountain-Queen
My mattress is now a submarine!


Neighbors downstairs banging on the pipes with a key
They think I'm flooding them with hot soup tea
But it’s just my baby hitting resonance frequency
Hydrodynamics, honey, it’s an emergency
I’ve only seen this shit at a SeaWorld show
Where the whales splash the audience in the front row
I need a raft, I need a life vest, man
And I think I ruined the floor plan.


Listen...
My laminate flooring is warping.
Seriously, it's buckling up.
Is this covered by insurance?

IS THIS COVERED BY INSURANCE?!



Припев
She ain't crying, she ain't sweating
She shoots so hard, the firehose is fretting!
It's not sex, it's a waterpark at night
I'm calling 9-1-1, looking for a light!
Geyser-Girl, Fountain-Queen
My mattress is now a submarine!