Error 69 Don t Download Me

Found her at the dump behind the shawarma shack
"Discount" tag on her head, she nodded back
Ethernet port right between her shoulder blades
Thought: "Hey, good enough for a couple of lays!"
She don't want flowers, don't need a meal deal
Just WD-40 and maybe some steel
Her latex skin smells like an old Lada car
I inserted my stick, and we hit the star-t!


She squeaks like a door, her Windows is crashing
But she won't ask: "Is our love passion?"
(Error! Error!)

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I'm on a date with a piece of scrap
My cyber-baby fell into a lag-trap
Sparks from her eyes, smoke from her ears
Caught a Trojan from her pistons, my fears!
Dating a robot — cheap and dirty
Until it short-circuited my... libido!


Went to her place, a fridge box on the floor
I wanted romance, she wanted a power cord
She spoke like a GPS: "Turn left ahead"
I said: "Bitch, shut up, you ain't a queen in bed!"
Her jaw got stuck right in the middle of head
Because the subscription was unpaid and dead
Tried to reboot her with Alt-Ctrl-Delete
But she started mining Bitcoin, holy shit!



Attention, new hardware detected.
Driver not found.
Please insert...
Please insert...
Please remove and wipe with alcohol!




Now I got third-degree burns on my crotch
Calling tech support, telling them to watch...
They said: "Warranty expired yesterday, son"
That model was scrapped before the day begun
Now she works as a toaster next door
And I'm treating rust and a digital sore.

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I'm on a date with a piece of scrap
My cyber-baby fell into a lag-trap
Sparks from her eyes, smoke from her ears
Caught a Trojan from her pistons, my fears!
Dating a robot — cheap and dirty
Until it short-circuited my... libido!

Blue screen of death, baby.
Beep-boop.
You are fired.