А deadly mix

3 AM, gas station, middle of nowhere
Bought a Chinese generic with a sketchy glare
The clerk said: "Bro, this is dynamite stuff"
But I forgot to eat, and my stomach’s feeling rough!
Washed the pill down with a liter of acid slime
Can says "Monster", but I’m running out of time
I mean, my social status is hitting the floor
But my blood pressure smashed the ceiling and went out the door!


Left eye twitching to a drum-n-bass beat
Engine knocking like a hammer on concrete
Blood thick like grease, brains like jelly
I'm a walking time-bomb in my Smurfs smelly!

Припев
Viagra and Energy Drink!
Saint Peter, I'm on the brink!
My heart has stopped, but my junk won't quit!
A perfect corpse, yeah, this is it!
Deadly Mix! (Wow!)
Deadly Mix! (Yeah!)
In the coffin I’ll look... "Hard"!


Clear!


Dialing 9-1-1, but my fingers are too fat
Doc says: "Apply ice", I don't know where to put that
Nurse walks in, I'm sweating like a pig in heat
If I die right now — isn't irony sweet?
Tachycardia going "boots-and-cats-and-boots"
I look like deep-fried toast in my birthday suit
Red face, blue veins, green drink inside
Darwin was right, I’m a failure of the tide!


Listen kids, here is a lesson for you
Don't mix the chemicals like I do
Caffeine speeds up, sildenafil expands...
And your mom will find you with it in your hands...
Dying on a club toilet...
With a very. Awkward. Problem.

Припев
Viagra and Energy Drink!
Saint Peter, I'm on the brink!
My heart has stopped, but my junk won't quit!
A perfect corpse, yeah, this is it!
Deadly Mix!
Deadly Mix!