Fellatio from a mermaid

She crawled up on the shore, covered in slime and shells
Green skin lookin' like Shrek, smelling like harbor smells
I thought it was cosplay, or tequila in my head
But she opened up her mouth — and man, enough said!
Not Ariel, trust me, Disney would shoot himself
The smell of codfish nearly put me on the shelf
But don't look a gift horse in the mouth, they say
Although this fish had lips as cold as ice today.


Scales inside my denim, sand inside my shorts
I feel just like SpongeBob in weird romantic sports
She never blinks, she stares right into my soul
Time to dive deep, goodbye land, I’m on a roll!

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Glub-glub-glub, we’re blowing bubbles here
It’s a waterpark of love, let me make it clear!
She got no legs, but she’s a pro at deep-sea diving
Best service in the ocean, yeah, we are surviving!
Half salmon, half a dream, slippery and wet
Just don't forget, baby... don't swallow the pet!


It’s a slippery business, wrestling eels in oil
Captain Nemo’s going down, making the water boil
She pulls a vacuum like a Dyson, super tight
I feel like Tyson knocked me out, lights out, goodnight!
Poseidon called me up, he wants his trident back
I’m hanging here like a maniac on a crack
Hey mermaid, take it easy, don’t use the gills right now
Or else my... uh... "fins" will get too soft, ka-chow!


Fish market! (Yeah!)
Fish market! (C'mon!)
Sashimi... Wasabi... Don't bite!
You got some seaweed stuck in your teeth.
Ew.

Припев
Glub-glub-glub, we’re blowing bubbles here
It’s a waterpark of love, let me make it clear!
She got no legs, but she’s a pro at deep-sea diving
Best service in the ocean, yeah, we are surviving!
Half salmon, half a dream, slippery and wet
Just don't forget, baby... don't swallow the pet!


Hey, do you have a sister?
You know... with legs?
No? Okay, never mind.
Say hello to Sebastian the crab.