Blowjob from the Tooth Fairy

I didn't lose this tooth fightin' a bum
I didn't study hard, I'm just incredibly dumb
I grabbed the rusty pliers from my dad's garage
And ripped the canine out just to see the... collage.
I'm thirty-five, in Batman PJs, lying in bed
Waiting for a winged woman to give me some... (cough-cough) cred.
Shove your shiny coins in your magic pocket slot
Tonight we’re bartering, honey, show me what you got.
Don't need calcium, don't need sugar-free gum
I want that movie service, but make the cameraman run.

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Tooth Fairy! Go down below the neck!
Take the enamel, come on, what the heck!
Tooth Fairy! I don't believe in Galileo!
But I believe in barter, baby, make it gay-ole-o!
(Na-na-na-na-na)
Under the pillow, no metal found!
(Na-na-na-na-na)
But the thing for which I’m bound!


She flew in the window like a mutant mosquito
Bag of bones in hand, looking like a weirdo incognito.
Smells like mint, alcohol, and ancient dust
I said: "Baby, hey, watch the wings, don't bust."
She says: "Where's the tooth? Give me the incisor!"
I say: "Business first, then the appetizer."
It's just business, shawty, nothing personal strictly
Now I got a draft in my mouth, looking prickly.
Yeah, I smashed it on a door handle, true story
For five minutes of fame in your... territory.
Tell Santa he's next on the list
If he doesn't bring me... .



She is small.
But ambitions are tall.
Wings go: Buzz-buzz.
Zipper goes: Zip-zip.

WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH COLLECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S BONES?!
THAT IS ONE SICK BASTARD!


Tooth Fairy! Go down below the neck!
Take the enamel, come on, what the heck!
Tooth Fairy! I don't believe in Galileo!
But I believe in barter, baby, make it gay-ole-o!
Take the molar away!
Just don't bite, okay?!


"Your smile will shine bright..."

Yeah, right. Now I whistle when I say the letter "S".
Hey, Fairy, you forgot your magic wand!
Oh wait, that's my... nevermind.