Kendra lust

I sit in the dark, wearin' just a sock
My internet's frozen, but I'm watchin' your clock.
You ain't a chemistry teacher, or teachin' shop class,
But for your "lecture," baby, I would sell my ass.
I got a fever, I’m burnin', I’m sick in the head,
I need a doctor with a double-D size med.
Forget the aspirin, forget the Tylenol,
When you’re in the frame, baby, I'm kissing the wall.
Stethoscope on your neck, intellect in your eyes,
You're causin' me to have a... hmm... "vertical rise."


(Voice gets louder, guitars enter with a "dirty" sound)
You’re better than the Discovery Channel,
You’re hotter than spilled coffee on my flannel.
Stifler’s mom is out back nervous smokin',
'Cause you are here right now, and you ain't jokin'!

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Oh-oh-oh, Kendra Lust!
You give us what nobody else would ever trust!
Glasses on your face and a doctor's coat,
We’ll be doin' it while laughin' in the boat.
Kendra, baby, forget the MRI,
We’ll study anatomy until the day we die!
(DJ Scratch: "Wiki-wiki-Kendra!")


Your husband’s a lucky guy, though he’s bald as a knee,
And I'm just starin' at the screen, like it’s TV.
You’re a fit chick, you’re crunchin' up your abs,
While I’m just crankin'… well, you know the rehab.
You’re older than TikTok, but younger than Cher,
A perfect example for millennials everywhere.
I learned all the positions, I’m practically a gymnast,
Though my only trick is borrowin' things... to finish.


(Music drops out, just drums and whispering)
Doctor-patient confidentiality...
Insurance policy not needed...
Just put on those glasses...
Yeah, like that.
Say "Ah-hh."
No, not to me.
Though... whatever, never mind.

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Oh-oh-oh, Kendra Lust!
You give us what nobody else would ever trust!
Glasses on your face and a doctor's coat,
We’ll be doin' it while laughin' in the boat.
Kendra, baby, you are top-tier flight,
Raisin' my... ahem... "ratings" all night!