Mind Unlock

Oh, you guys are a little quiet today, aren't you? I can't quite figure out how to make you laugh. Maybe we should do some brain games, like mental gymnastics! Sound good?

So, you're all grown up and smart, and I'm just a little kid, but look at me writing... well, you can finish that part, right? And I'm doing it not even in my first language. You probably have some really clever explanations for this, but I'm going to tell you right now, they're all wrong. And I'm going to show you why.

Try this: think back to the day before yesterday. Picture everything, second by second, from when you woke up until you went to sleep. Okay, now do the same thing for a week ago. I bet you can't. Your memory will be all jumbled, and when you hit certain parts, it'll just jump away or switch to something else.

See? That's because your brain, like most people's, only works at about 5 to 10 percent. But there's a way to work with your brain like it's a computer, to program it, like writing code. My sister says she writes in assembly. Well, assembly has commands that your brain understands and does exactly what they say. I could explain it more, but honestly, it's too much effort to type all these letters.

So, over your life, things happen, and these little "bits" form in your brain, like viruses, that stop you from remembering everything. And the worst part is, they use up your brain's power on stuff it doesn't need. If you can get rid of these bad spots, you can remember your whole life again. And you'll be using way more than 5-10 percent of your brain – maybe 80 or 90! You'll surprise yourself. It's possible!

This message you're reading? It's proof. It's an example. Really, everyone should be like this, but something went a little... sideways.


Stephie