If I had you... would you have me?

Is really all right in my hands!?
Don't you see them jittering!


 (If I had you)
 I wouldn't say to my mom such rude things
(If I had you)
I'd chock with flower pots my window sill
(If I had you)
I would rise to the rank of general
(If I had you)
I wouldn't lie for days without getting up

If you had me
(You would have a kidult right away)
If you had me
(Who would start to ride you on the mood change)
If you had me
(Claiming to himself overcare)
If you had me
(But who'd never have troubles with prostate)

Deliver!..
You are my judge of the day!
Let the first step by yours shall be made!
Because I always step on a rake…

(If I had you)
I would not twirl my cane night and days
(If I had you)
I'd also like sportfishing аnd football games
(If I had you)
I wouldn't be so awkward with a gentle sex
(If I had you)
Nothing sad like that would take it's place

If you had me
(You would go with me around the world)
If you had me
(Your evenings would be with red wine and lap-robe)
If you had me
(All your shelves would be fixed to the walls)
If you had me
(I would be happy just as Joe Blow)

Deliver!..
You are my judge of the day!
Let the first step by yours shall be made!
Because I always step on a rake…

Deliver!..
You are my judge of the day!
Let the first step by yours shall be made!
Because I always step on a rake…

(Deliver!..)
(You are my judge of the day!)
(Let the first step by yours shall be made!)
(Because I always step on a rake…)
Even if it’s not beneath the tread…