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public class IAmAWinner
public class IAmAWinner
{
public const int ByteCode=8;

public const int BEAUTY_BEAUTIFUL=1;
public const int BEAUTY_NICE=2;
public const int BEAUTY_NORMAL=3;
public const int BEAUTY_UGLY=0;
public const int BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCK  ED_MY_DICK=100;


bool YouAreProgrammer=true;

int TheWorldIsByteCount=long.MaxValue;

public static void main()
{
string result=TheWayToSuccess(1000000, 1000 000, BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCK  ED_MY_DICK);

System.console.println(result);

(end of function)
}

public string TheWayToSuccess(long DickMeters, int SmileStrength, int DesiredLooks )
{
try
{
if (YouAreAProgrammer)
{

  TheWorld=ByteCode;
}
if (You_Want_A_Girlfriend)
{
   return "You must program her mind...";

}

  }
  catch(Exception exc)
  {


  }

}

  TheWorld=ByteCode;
}
if (You_Want_A_Girlfriend)
{
   return "You must program her mind...";

}

  }
  catch(Exception exc)
  {


  }

}