public class IAmAWinner

public class IAmAWinner
public class IAmAWinner
{
public const int ByteCode=8;
public const int BEAUTY_BEAUTIFUL=1;
public const int BEAUTY_NICE=2;
public const int BEAUTY_NORMAL=3;
public const int BEAUTY_UGLY=0;
public const int BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCK  ED_MY_DICK=100;
bool YouAreProgrammer=true;
int TheWorldIsByteCount=long.MaxValue;
public static void main()
{
string result=TheWayToSuccess(1000000, 1000 000, BEAUTY_DIDNOT_LOOK_BECAUSE_SHE_SUCK  ED_MY_DICK);
System.console.println(result);
(end of function)
}
public string TheWayToSuccess(long DickMeters, int SmileStrength, int DesiredLooks )
{
try
{
if (YouAreAProgrammer)
{
TheWorld=ByteCode;
}
if (You_Want_A_Girlfriend)
{
return "You must program her mind...";
}
}
catch(Exception exc)
{
}
}
TheWorld=ByteCode;
}
if (You_Want_A_Girlfriend)
{
return "You must program her mind...";
}
}
catch(Exception exc)
{
}
}