Эзотерика это для всех, перевод

В этот раз я наверно взялась за слишком сложное, прыгнула выше головы. Месяц вымучивала его, но зато нашлись такие рифмы, о которых я и не подозревала. В общем, сделала для себя много интересных открытий, но и начиталась, конечно, обрывков всякой чепухи, чтобы не пропустить, скажем так, технические термины. :) Всё, отпускаю этот кластер-масс в свободное плавание.

Esoterica For Everyone

Come together, be merry,
Sing this song, Tom and Jerry,
Of New Age, dust and sin, laugh and fun.
We’ll be singing and swaying,
To the Swinx we’ll be praying,
Esoterica for everyone.

We’ll provide all schematics,
Win at your Appomattox,
Cleanse your karma, unblock every pass.
Those who once were the zeros
Will be everyone’s heroes
Once we take you through our master class.

New Age time, darkest night,
We alone help you walk to the light.
New Age age, time to dream,
Do as we do and join in the stream.

Take off shoes, come and enter,
Become part of our center,
Let the magical circle be whole.
No more meat, no more fishes,
No more drinks, no more wishes,
No more people, just merge with the Soul.

We’ll unlock all your chakras,
Reassemble your macros,
Till your ego is barely a thought.
All desires and cravings,
All your yearnings and savings
Will rejoin our familial pot.

New Age phase, midnight chime,
Ancient sages won’t save you this time.
New Age tide, time to cheer,
Now Great Mother Yomomma is here.

We’ll imbue you with tantra,
We’ll implant you with mantra,
Make your heart feel as light as a seed.
In the etheric river
You’ll stop being a giver
And forget every spiritual need.

We’ll massage you with vigor,
We’ll rebalance your trigger,
We’ll unblock your galactic impasse.
Signals traveled from Venus
Will infuse your… arenas,
Only us, only our master class.

New Age call, secret fix,
Hail Her Majesty Emperatrix!
New Age glow, sacred peach,
Comes the Daughter of Ibiza’s Beach.

We’ll give you a new login,
Slam the door once you walk in,
Make your soul leave your old name behind.
From your lips we will take it,
And your house, you’ll forsake it,
What you were, you no longer will find.

Let go of worldly tensions,
Do the dark interventions,
Labor hard for the Network of Light.
We will dance with you sweetly
Till you’re ours — so completely
That you’ll never escape from our sight.

New Age song, time is ours,
This is us, these are our ancient powers.
Wham and bam, one and done,
Esoterica for everyone.

Ash and dark, laugh and ache,
Esoterica for heaven’s sake.
New Age flame, timeless pass,
Come and join in our new master class.