Dear Diary from Susan

Dear Diary, writing that
I want you not to forget:
Curiosity kills cats,
Leaving nothing else instead..
 
If you’re trying to break up
And you’ve lost in options read…
Hi! I know how to stop,
Even nothing’s had ahead.
I’ve just tried it on myself,
Have experienced from inside.
 
Firstly, check the kitchen shelf!
They’re for something there to hide.
 
One my close (ex) boyfriend,
Like a hitman in disguise,
Should've been discreet instead,
But he hasn’t been so wise.
 
When I looked for his dog’s food,
Got another food for thought
(By the way, it was a “good”
Skeleton in the cupboard!)
Stacks of money, lots of grands!
(Can imagine all of them?)
 
So, your next step’s in your hand.
Let emotions stir up then!
 
I was up to follow it.
But… I got stuck in the floor.
Maybe it was cracked a bit,
I just jumped and had a score.
 
Couldn’t do anything else.
And was glad to get free back
When he came as soon as
By "the tail" he caught “luck”.
 
However, the result
Is guaranteed to be.
After that, you may go out…
Or be kicked out just like me.



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Навеяно эпизодом из 8 серии 1 сезона "Отчаянных домохозяек", где Сьюзан, увидев огромные деньги в кухонном шкафчике Майка, достала их, но после неожиданно провалилась сквозь пол. Майк вернулся домой, спас Сьюзан, но когда заметил, что она нашла деньги, выгнал ее из дома.