Just for fun

Russia is a peaceful state…
But don`t make the big mistake
Come   as  friend, not to invade
If you have no plan to fade.

Whoever comes with open soul
We`ll  give him  that  we have at all
The one who comes here with a sword
Will disappear from the world.

Every little Russian girl
Has grenades… not very small,   
Girls have sharp pins, poisoned pills...
Just for fun, but not for deal.

Every Russian little boy
Uses  real  weapon as a toy,
Nurtured with an axe from cradle
He  deserves «For bravery» medal.

Playing battles all his life
Goes to school with loaded rifle
Puts  trinitrotoluene in pack 
To salute for big red flag.
 
Every Russian just for fun
Hides a little machine gun,
Little tank and nuclear bomb
Just for peace, but not for war…
 
Russian lovelies are abundant
Guns for them are too redundant            
They rip enemies to shreds
With their subtle, tender hands.

Kill  by beauty  all  around,
Burying fallen underground,
Planting flowers оn tombs,
For their newborns do new bombs.

Russians ready, that I mean, 
Give a lesson how to win
Any one in any mud,
Very well and more than hard

Someone looking for a war?
Well...  We`ll  get him little warm...
Are you bored? Lost  a  fear?
Let `s  begin…  So please, step near...