12 Храм New Age

I had problems, I went too far.
The bottom of the bottom of the lower hell didn't seem so deep to me.
I called my mom. And my mom was right,
She said, "Don't hesitate, call the man from Kemerovo!"

He's as tight-lipped as De Niro, only a sick person would argue with him.
You can't fool him, he knows the underground routes.
The sky will fall to the ground, the grass will stop growing,
He'll come and silently fix everything - the man from Kemerovo.

Adam became a refugee, Abel got a mobile phone.
Noah didn't finish what he was building, got drunk and fell face-first into the mud.
Human history wouldn't be so crooked
If they'd just gotten in touch with the man from Kemerovo!

I've been getting calls from Kiev, calls from Kathmandu...
Calls from the opening of the Plenum. I told them I wouldn't be coming.
I'll have to drink two liters of water at night to keep my head intact in the morning!
After all, I'm going to drink with a man from Kemerovo today...