Carrington Carpocalypse

[verse 1]
Say goodbye to your beloved car.
Sad to say, but it won't go far.
Solar flare sent the world to hell,
And electric cars never worked too well.

[chorus]
Oh, but why is the Sun so mad?
Does it hate all the fun we had
On vacations to the Western Coast,
So much it turned our tech to toast?

[Verse 2]
Among those who survived the flare,
Food and fuel we have to share.
Rust and dust turned our tech to trash,
Highrise cities now burn to ash!

[chorus]
Oh, but why is the Sun so mad?
Does it hate all the fun we had
On vacations to the Western Coast,
So much it turned our tech to toast?

[instrumental break]

[Verse 3]
II was once just like you, my lad,
Never knowing that tech was bad.
But my Amish great-uncle's right:
Flare's a blessing; tech was a blight!

[chorus]
Oh, but why is the Sun so mad?
Does it hate all the fun we had
On vacations to the Western Coast,
So much it turned our tech to toast?