Dumb as Joe Biden!

Данный текст является поэтическим переводом бессмертного "Тупой, как Джордж Буш" от подмосковной группы "Топкран" на английский язык.
The following text is a poetic translation of the immortal "Тупой как Джордж Буш" ("Dumb as George Bush") by the Moscow band "Топкран" ("Topcran") into English.


The mind can be sharp or dull, it’s true, 
Let’s take a look to the second view, 
This case is you!

Can a cook lead a nation, you say? 
But you’re the only one who’s dumb in this way!

That’s all I want to say to you right now! 
You might get offended, I don’t care, somehow!

Go to hell, and find me ben Laden
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!
Do not come back, find mr. Rayden,
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!

You wanted to dance to N'Sync in a hotel, 
Pulled out the CD and thought it was well! 
But when you popped it in, what a silly thrill, 
I knew you’re just a simpleton and a big imbecile!

That’s all I want to say to you right now! 
You might get offended, I don’t care, somehow!

Go to hell, and find me ben Laden
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!
Do not come back, find mr. Rayden,
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!

As usual, you took the metro ride, 
Bought a pastry and a soda on the side, 
Loaded up your headphones with a cool new track, 
"Let’s ride to the end!" - on the ring line, you unpack!

That’s all I want to say to you right now! 
You might get offended, I don’t care, somehow!

Go to hell, and find me ben Laden
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!
Do not come back, find mr. Rayden,
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!

Go to hell, and find me ben Laden
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!
Do not come back, find mr. Rayden,
'Cause You're dumb, dumb as Joe Biden!

You're dumb as Joe Biden!