backup heart

#!/bin/bash 
# LOVE-ENGINE v3.14 (Poetic License) 

# STEP 1: Initialize core dependencies 
install-trust --version=unconditional 
install-empathy --level=max 
enable-vulnerability --force  # WARNING: May trigger emotional_systemd 

# STEP 2: Configure shared parameters 
set -o compromise  # Mandatory for conflict resolution 
export HEART_RATE="72bpm" 
export SOUL_MODE="quirky_authentic" 

# STEP 3: Establish connection protocols 
if [[ "$YOU" && "$ME" ]]; then 
  spark = $(generate-chemistry --random-seed="fate") 
  while [[ "$spark" -gt 0 ]]; do 
    echo "Exchanging: glances, laughter, secrets..." 
    sync-memories --input="joy.log" --output="shared_universe.db" 
    spark=$((spark * 2)) 
  done 
else 
  echo "ERROR: Soul not found. Reboot universe?" 
  exit 1 
fi 

# STEP 4: Runtime maintenance (infinite loop) 
while true; do 
  forgiveness --clean-cache  # Automate apology protocols 
  schedule-romance --frequency="random" --type="unplanned" 
  backup-heart --to="cloud_of_stars"  # Redundancy is key 
  if [[ "$CRISIS" ]]; then 
    deploy-humor || deploy-silence --timeout="24h" 
  fi 
done 

# STEP 5: Optional but recommended 
touch /forever/always  # Create infinite memory allocation 
echo "Love compiled. Now executing imperfectly. ;"