three goji berries

It's always counting down
It's retrospectives.
Let's weep for the past
Stripping backwards
is an insidious trick.
Yeah, I think it's a killer trick.
But we know them all.
We know about all the killer tricks.
Do you know about the revitalizing ones?

Ouija, this bloody Kaidan does not end.
I repeat, having a dead man around is a prerequisite for these stories.
What? Who? Where?
I resolutely refuse to be demented.
My bones aren't rotting in the ground, I'm drinking potassium citrate.
 
Nobody's ever going anywhere because we never went anywhere.
Yeah, “but a dead mouse in a pocket rots - no one will ever find anyone anywhere - footprints in the snow.”
Who cares if it's crippled, Ah, Sergey, was that the original text? A clapper, huh? You're missing the point by half an inch.
“Which of your three sons will you save,
“when time becomes triple time? You ate those red berries and ate them over and over again when time tripled.”
Oh please, John this variegated sorcery has been repeated a hundred times.
A hundred times nothing has changed.

The reason? I'll give you a reason.
We can't cry about the past because it hasn't happened yet.
You have hindsight? Is that so?

Ouija board, I beg you, I am not a table for s;ance.
You must have the right name for it.
You can't look back?
What does that mean?
Can I look forward?

Am I in an Evil Dead movie now?
It's creepy English witchcraft.
What, “God fuck me for real” John are you happy now?
Is that the sound you were looking for?
Ouija, stop it for God's sake!
What?
Do I like it?
Yes, I do, I'm not gonna lie.

But I'm not an oracle with my mouth open.
No.
That's some pretty crazy content, really.
The future ahead of the past.
That's not bad at all, I've practiced enough.
It's a bit of a cheat, actually.

So which son will you save if time triples?
When time triples?
Uh, excuse me,
is it okay if the typing medium doesn't understand the conversation?

Well, there's nothing here that can be understood by the mind.
When there's nothing human left, there's no point in hitting on anything else.
Has God answered your pleas, John?
and I know the answer.
Yes, you do.

Well, he didn't understand. He was just looking at it from a human perspective.
A man can't taste three goji berries at once, three times.
How many are there? Don't answer that.

Wuji please, I'm going to die, I don't have the energy for this.
Let's just cry about the past together.
Yeah, sure. The future, too.
But that's just the double curl we have ahead of us.
At quarter to 8:00.

This is one hell of a ride. I'm getting carsick.
Package?
Thank you.
At least it's decent company.
And a nightmare otherwise.

Spinning time backwards, what's that for?
What happened is not measurable, is it? 200 years or whatever is not a time frame?
I agree it should never have happened.
Were you surprised at how long your legs were when you rolled your head past them?
This is an unacceptable experience. I'll fix it or die.
Guests at the Bon Festival? No, I'm not going to this festival anymore.
Mishima, he too has told them everything in poetic pamphlets.
The Spaniard, handsome in his own right.

And it just never happened.
They didn't get your joke, you idiots.
They didn't laugh. I'll find them and tear them apart, I swear.
The Shogunate is a shogunate and the truth is to hell with it,
but I'll bring the idiots to justice.
Demon Shinsengumi you say, all right,
you'll meet me wherever I am.
Idiocy is a grave offense to execute a man
who is a million times superior to them in every way.
I think we'll put idiocy in the shinsengumi code.
As a capital offense.

I'll make it up to you. It shouldn't have happened and it didn't.
I'll know it in the past then? Nothing will get in my way?
To hell with the imperial house and the shogunate together.

It breaks my heart to this day.
200 or whatever it is.
I feel guilty, I don't, but I do. I'll make it up to you.
Forgive me?

But this tragedy is recorded in a million forms.
I will do everything I can to make sure this event never happens.
Who'd have thought you'd run into a group of cruel and humorless empty-headed idiots.

I'll fix it or die, but this present will be canceled too.
You can take your mattresses with you from here, into the future or the past if you want.

Ouija, I'm seasick. What's there to talk about?


                Stenographer Gavrilova E.