perevody - Частушки Ditties

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По реке плывёт топор Из села Чугуева.
Ну и пусть себе плывёт Железяка %!ева.
Down the river floats an axe From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself F%^$king piece of iron.
(C) tussovka / audittorium

Мой милёнок Фейербах поругался с Гегелем.
Разорвал на нём рубах и ударил мебелем.
(C) Андрей Кнышев, "Тоже Книга"
Oh meine hunny Feuerbach Got in clash with Hegel.
Having cased the all above, Hit him with a table.
(C) Andrei Kouznetsov

Если хочешь сил моральных и физических сберечь,
Пейте соков натуральных, укрепляет грудь и плеч.
(C) tussovka / audittorium
Want to rid your moral panic also bodily for goods?
Drink of juices more organic reinforcing chests and shoulds.
(C) Andrei Kouznetsov

(a propos, Frequent Songs = freqsongs? @Mitek Freqson, incidentally found and is developing HIS2CM (Heterogeneously Independent Systems to "Courteous Mannerism", a current in arty multures of zenning pseudoism and enmeanification makeover at lispsyng sprung from the HUYSH movement (Hello, Ur You Still Here) as a brief case study of LGO (Long John's Outhouse) bubbling flows. M.-w, St.P-burg, ar-d. 1970s)

Опа, опа, Америка, Европа.
What's on? what's on? It wasn't tea in Botson.
Ditties, ditties, my having fun with bitties..
Bitties, bitties, bigger naught in cities...
Itties, bitties, raise home-grown pretties....
Titto, britto, shaving Margarita .....
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(C) rendered into English Andrei Kouznetsov anno 2024

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