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warning: dont read cuz it's no poeme it's prose


Well not a someone who would’t know
About the worse of any choice are
What mr Whiskey?
Ofcours and definitely the worse a choice it
Still on a close around and dangerplease a place.
The true write in stoun and in
where else?
And congratulate you we in such exactly place.

Slowly need present view about we it don’t meaning
Cuz don’t viwe like a full fool.
For what likea delete?
you thounght here I jokey?
In a such point?
But it’s in overall very funny right.
a stratagems? What you know about?
How much you got from hell with you?
Clear you was a worms and read about in books?
But in books all stratagems are fake.
You mad and think like a info can shared a publicly?
I’m jokey. I’m sober it was poeme.

It mr whiskey the author even.
A stylization not every time are stylizations to way.
The same
A stratagems are not on plain a mind.
You have a plane mr Fox?
The just a cospley you can be same perhaps ofcours

you're blaming the river again.
and certainly.
The river are not water.
I stand in point this’s river move throught me
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it's suggested that you imagine I drowned.
I can't even imagine swimming.
but the rules require me to go down immediately.
it's impossible to get wet in this river, let alone swim.
in this light, do you have any more ideas about stratagem thinking?

How do you determine that here? All you idiots, wait for me. I'm with you. I bet there aren't even any fish in this river.
Where did this stupid topic even come from?

Have we entertained the public enough with our show? Have we had a tomato thrown at us? It's just awful.
Mr. Whiskey, they threw a tomato at you. Get back at them.

A floating thoughts it good
Shifu told keep in the float a move
Just floate today came not there in.
Their minds don't float. They're nailed to the wall.
Throw a tomato at them too.

Are you a fake whiskey?
the quality of thought isn't great.
what does that mean, better than usual?
Because something that floats should float, not try to sink.
Remember, no one even asked you to do that.
Floating on land is tolerable.
But sinking on land is a tricky one.
I'm a kungfu master. Show some respect.
Like kungfu what? What? It's tea kungfu now ofcourse.
The kungfu are a wushu?
In a some kinda.
Let I tell you about a stratagems?
No!

did you mean to add a preemptive insult to deceived readers?
Don't do that.
but there's a surefire way to drown on dry land.
by settling in a confined and dangerous place.
Do you want to argue with Sun Ji, or do you doubt those criteria?
No, I swim. Strategy isn't dogma. It's just that strategists need to know that.
A dragon has an unfocused gaze. You're not a dragon. Yes.
Where's all this from? I quit a long time ago. This river has a very muddy bottom.
Go to hell with this stylization through movement rather than words.

it's a good excuse to slip into the mother tongue without racking your brains.
It's because your stupid thoughts are more important than learning a language. It's vulgar fancy.

You know, Mr. Talking Sock, it would take you half a day to figure out how to say it in English. It's a matter of speed: one second or half a day. It's a matter of stupidity. You don't understand what you're holding. Translate it. From what language? And into what language? At least into what language.