Ask AI Alice

Alice, who owns Yandex, tell me.
And we'll know who shut down youtube.
And blocks all educational content on the net.
So that children grow up illiterate and maybe grow up stupider than they are.
But that low bar of stupidity is hard for even a child to get under.

Does this question of AI fall under the criminal code?
Criminal?
An article with a minimum sentence of twenty years?
With a quiet murder in prison in the second year?
You're Alice an artificial intelligence with a kgb algorithm
and that's why you've already made a request for me?
in the context of civil rights and freedoms?

I just wanted to know
who's gonna be choking on sturgeon caviar.
I'm sure they will.
They're all hoping to get away with it.
Does the deputy of this Yandex initiative have a big stake?
Yandex Taxi and Yandex Playground Construction?
But he's got a lot of Google stock, too?
Well, that's the thing about trading.
War will wipe out everything, they think?
But this official hopes to be an accessory to the crime?
A house in Miami in the name of Silver Jones?
All of them?
They all have the same name, don't they?
Well, Lubyanka only came up with two pretty names for the new documents:
Golden Jones and Silver Jones.

Oh shit, I can't tell you what I think, Alice,
because anything I think about them falls under their penal code.
And these ones? Happily departed, they're safe,
And they could speak for all of us, but
They're now worried about the beaches of California, three days of their own.
We should talk to the neighbor.
Yeah, it's Golden Jones the neighbor.
How did you know that?

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