Oh Ashley gitar mix, DJ Sock

Well he was running
to tell your teacher
about all the incredible experiences,
after the first time
I stood like a pillar all day.
The teacher replied: I'm not interested.

The question is what does the right hand do?
above the neck of the guitar fell off by itself.
Tugging, knocking - more - come in - stomp, stomp, stomp - your harp won’t fit - why worry so much -
Any movement is correct, except mechanical. Don't swing your legs, sit up straight. Drain, drenk, drenk - Carmen skirts.
It all ended at the 15th fret on the first string.
And this can hardly be interesting.

Melanie reads and reads the damn book
It's almost midnight.
This is a photo from a real time window.
- Oh Ashley! You're drunk! How could you!
- The doctor and I just -
Talking sock, that's not in this play.
This is all a prompter.
We don't have a prompter.
Melanie reads a book - summer night,
But those godly ladies
at least they knew what they were waiting for.
DRENG, DRENG, DRENG - ..How could you! ! !

What kind of book was this? which she read
The most boring book.
They will ask you, what were you doing on the night of the tectonic fault?
 Well, I played the guitar and nothing happened at all.
Melanie has been reading this book for three hours,
she has been reading it for a thousand years.

They calculate patterns
trying to reproduce them more accurately.
In addition to the notes they drew,
how many circles of correspondences –
fingers to strings, strings to notes,
notes for tabs and boxes -
and what not there.

Nobody told them that variability doubles progressively.
And a million possible combinations are absolutely not the limit.
But they need a ready-made winning formula,
preferably already on a sheet of music.
-And you, doctor, aren’t you ashamed!?
Dreng dreng breng - come to your senses! Bring a bowl of water.
She reads and reads, stuffy in the rain.
Who turned on the sauna mode?
Oh sock, we have raking hands,
We'll take it from the music..
Chest of power?
Shut up, there's no use for it anyway.
This musical will bear my name!
Yes, it's a talking sock.

I won't study anything
Their goal to become guitarists is
We have different goals.
This line of virtuosos follows that monk,
who came up with the idea to record the music.
A very zealous owner -
We will preserve these peaches and get them for Easter.
And we'll eat them again for Christmas.

Not on the way, in the other direction for me altogether.

What is the joy of wearing someone else's clothes?
It's not even your size.
Oh Ashley!
My God, sock, what kind of plucking is this on one string?
Yes, this is the first gradation of your squeaks, no one can distinguish.
There's no one here.
And I have
There is no complete certainty about this.

Faster
we must get into the speed of our thoughts,
It's a hand, not a chainsaw.
The sock doesn't seem right to you
What is our description of playing the guitar,
Yes, these tabulations according to this description,
similar to some kind of erotic massage?
Why the hell are you pressing bare on three strings!?
This is a dramatic moment
Oh Ashley!
Damn it, sock!
You can be more serious!

These three, what harmony is this?
I like them.
What kind of fun is this? Who said we're having fun here?
This is a very dramatic moment.
Get that greasy burrito out of your hand.
It's ghostly.
It doesn't matter, you play the strings with food.
Why are you on a donkey again!?

Read the instructions on proper improvisation,
because it seems wrong.
Any one string three times, hold the E chord,
And your wish will come true!
Keep it anywhere!
Yes, I don’t want anything!
Sock, don't say that.
You just have to dry it in the sun.

This music is difficult, I think,
Even that monk could write down
who invented the notes,
if I sat and wrote it down in the bushes.

Sound recording has already been invented.
Unacceptable!
You've heard Sock about the observer ripple effect, of course?
Yes, there is a dark story - Professor Schr;dinger killed his cat.
I need this one, for the strings, I forgot the word,
for such dramatic moments.

And can it be enough already?

Sticks, circles – it’s not easy to record music.
But the action libretto, Rosencrantz,
It seems we have outlined it quite accurately.
You're not Rosencrantz, Sock, but then who?

they are all using this tool incorrectly,
This is a dream catcher.
Have you thought about macrame over your bed?
- Actually, it’s not like that.

Allow me, ladies and gentlemen, for your pleasure
I'll play the guitar anyway.
Well, Melanie just got tired of reading and they decided to sing.
Time moves so slowly.

(Sock, have you understood your role? Melanie is a smart woman,
Do not let me down.
What kind of clay? Which grave is whose? Where did you get this monologue from?
We don’t have a prompter, it’s the deck that’s creaking,
and in general - a different play)

Sock you are as crazy as a March hare.
Well, yes, musicians and I have different tasks.
No, I think they could have guessed it too.

You need to improvise according to the rules they said.
Yes, there are generally accepted rules for improvisation.
- Oh Ashley!
- Stop it.
This is all of no interest to anyone.

Yes, but we faked it in several places.
They lied too much and lied.
And because I say this is not a balalaika.
Well, the first flatbread always turns out lumpy in the pan.
And I am amazed how you can play with food in your hand.
A true Spaniard will never let go of a burrito.
And especially the guitarist.

You are not a guitarist and you are not Spanish.
Yes.
Well, they want to be guitarists and improve their skills,
And I catch rare energy, this tool is an excellent net.
How's the catch? But you can't involve anyone in your reality.
If you don't like it, don't listen.
5 beats of the flatbread for the final chord.